15+ Workers who got fired on the spot: 'New hire strolled in an hour late and was told to leave and not come back'

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    'What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job?'

    Woman in yellow waves goodbye to 3 workers behind her sitting around computer in office
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    sportyguy New hire came in and was told that his position was eliminated. So 5 minutes? He got 3 months severance though
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    TheBigC87 I worked at a warehouse that essentially had two rules: 1. Do not have your phone visibly out on the floor 2. Do not lean on the equipment
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    We had a guy that worked there for 3 hours on his first day. He leaned on a fork lift, put his feet on the edge of the roller, and pulled out his phone and began scrolling. The warehouse manager saw him and immediately escorted him out of the building.
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    depravedcertainty Three hours. Showed up to training on first day at a pharmacy benefit management company, kid gets his login information, learns that the company handles all federal employee pharmacy benefits then types the presidents name into the system to look it up.
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    Of course there is a huge security firewall in place and only the account manager for the government can access that data. Security comes into the class, shut his laptop and escort him off site.
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    Plaguecist New hire strolled in an hour late and was told to leave and not come back
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    blackbettiepage Worked at a paint store as a trainer and was scheduled to train the new kid. When I showed up, I was told I'd wasted my time driving out. It was a warehouse job, so jeans and company shirts were the uniforms, well my man shows up on a 3 piece suit, thinking he was starting in management on his first
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    day, at his first ever job! He was in his 20's. When told he would have to take off the suit jacket and work in his slacks, he called his mom (who dropped him. off) to come and get him. She came into the store and ripped the branch manager a new one, accusing him of leading her baby on, that this was a management position and he should have
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    made the job posting clearer. I wrote the posting and made sure to note it was a warehouse position and you had to lift up to 70lbs, as pails of paint are heavy. He lasted an hour.
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    Fizzy_Lifesavers Health product manufacturer I worked for hired in groups. A guy in the group I started with rocked up late with all of his piercings in (after we were told not to wear them, or wear covers if we couldn't take them out). Plant manager giving the tour told him to go take them out then scrub back in, new guy
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    immediately shot back with "and who the fuck are you?" He was told again and only left after calling the manager a fuckwit. Buddy never came back, he'd gotten removed by security while putting his jewellery in his locker lol.
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    tonythetiger891 New female lifeguard who all the guys were crushing on brought a guitar to her lifeguard stand and started singing to the tourists. This was at a Las Vegas megal resort. Even her looks couldn't save her on a first day like that
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    GotchUra Years ago, when I was a junior dev, we hired this pompous prick. The owner of the company was woman, who was super chill, most of the time. Dudes first day, he was called into her office, around 10am. She asked him a question, don't recall what. His response was something like 'I'd explain it, but I don't think you'd
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    understand'. He was fired on the spot. Bonus, he lived an hour away and had carpooled in with someone. He spent the rest of the day cleaning the office to waste time before his ride was off work. Brutally funny.
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    scotty5441 Dude in orientation hit a "your Mom" joke and was warned, then proceeded to do it a couple more times... he was walked out.
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    Catsdrinkingbɩ Guy accepted an offer. Before his official start date he showed up on site and proceeded to tell me, my boss (who was also the company cofounder), and a bunch of other people that they were doing their job wrong. When he called the next day asking for more money they told him he didn't need to show up on day 1.
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    Lost-Link6216 New guy watched the training video. After he was done we gave him so simple tasks to fill out the day, janitorial stuff (this was a grocery store). He immediately mixed the chemical the training video told him should never be mixed. Shut our deli down because of the fumes.
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    S... Friend of mine begged me for a referral to a fancy upper scale sushi place I worked at. Got her in the door, she interviewed, and was hired as a Server that week... First day on the job she reveals she doesn't eat fish, doesn't stand for the overfishing of the World's
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    Oceans, refused to try any of the Sushi, Sashimi, or Fish entrees at all... almost everything. So, When the Executive Chef said, "If you won't eat it or recommend it to our guests, and you're against what we do, why are you here?"...
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    She forced down a piece of Yellowtail Sashimi in front of him, started crying... she was walked to her car before she even took one guest.
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    Satyrsol New hire at a fast food joint was tasked with doing basic cleaning work, didn't even know how to hold a mop, we showed him, it went in one ear and out the other, and he didn't have a day two.
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    Dude was 19, first job, and it was very clear he'd never lifted a finger in his life but was finally expected to get out of the house. His parents failed him, and we didn't have the patience to teach this guy shit he should have learned a decade earlier.
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    Anonizon A few friends and I went in for our first day at the UPS store when we were 17 (we all came in through a referral). One of my dumbass friends grabbed the rubber band ball and started bouncing it around and lost control of it right as the manager walked in (the ball knocked a couple things down)
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    This manager didn't even know his name yet, but she pointed at him and then pointed at the door, with a simple "You. Out!" Dude lasted like 3 minutes at the job.
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    3 workers sit around desk and talk in office setting

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